You have all heard the “You might be a Redneck if” jokes but here is a new version making its way around the Internet that I personally really liked. As a TRUE AMERICAN I decided to pass it on here:
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in Public places.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You still say 'Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You've never burned an American flag.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You start each day asking God to Bless the U S A! Amen!!
AND I WANT TO ADD:
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You know that rodeo is the first sport started in American so let’s add –
God Bless Rodeo!
